Lifelines: Carly

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I’m starting a new series on my blog. It’s called Lifelines, as you can tell by the title. Each week, for no set period of time, I’m going to write about somebody close to me who has made a big impact on my life in a positive way. Somebody who has been there through thick and thin and still loves me even though I’m crazy.

My first lifeline is none other than my best friend, Carly. We’ve been friends for six years which is my longest friendship with anybody. She is my number one supporter. She knows me better than I know myself and loves me for who I am. Plus, she’s just as crazy as me! We make a great pair.

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We also have our Timmy/Jimmy alter egos which makes everything better. Everything is better when you have a twin brother.

Abby & Carly

A lot of the people we hangout with can only hangout with one of us at a time because when we’re together we get too annoying for everybody. I don’t know how that happens, but we don’t have a lot of friends… all we need is each other though! Our parents can’t even handle us if that says anything.

Speaking of people not being able to deal with us, we’ve done some pretty stupid things to make people not want to be around us. Like the time we let a demon loose in my basement… don’t use a Ouija Board kids… just don’t. I still refuse to go into my basement alone haha. Or the time we went to Steak n Shake for milkshakes and she had a mental breakdown.

 

Overal, she’s my best friend and will forever be my best friend. We’ve never gotten into an actual fight (except the time I threw a chair at her). Whenever I get bullied she’s the first one there to kick some ass. Which she’s done before. It was awesome. In the six short years we’ve been friends she’s taught me that it’s alright to be different. Before she was in my life I was a shy, quiet girl who didn’t do anything. Now I never shut up. So everybody who hates that, thank Carly.

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I hope you all liked reading! Come back next week for another one of my Lifelines.

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Valentine’s Day Alone? Nope.

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As you can probably tell in my past two blogs, I got dumped about two weeks ago.
Now it’s Valentine’s Day. I thought I would be alone. Oh boy was I wrong…

Valentine's Day Alone

I used to think Valentine’s Day was all about having a boyfriend or girlfriend to spoil the hell out of. I didn’t think it was meant for friends because of the romance factor. But, honestly fuck romance. I just want some friends and food. Preferably chocolate and soda.

This year, I thought I would be spending Valentine’s Day alone. But, then I realized I have  the greatest friends on this planet who are making sure I have a great day. Shoutout to all 7 of you. I love you all to death.

Now, I don’t see Valentine’s Day as a day of romance meant for your significant other. I see it as a day to celebrate my friends and family, and show them how much they mean to me. Love comes in all forms. Friendship love is the best kind of love there is. I know they’re always there for me and I’m always there for them. I don’t think I’ve been closer to all of them than I am right now and I’m so thankful for it.

Thank you to my friends that I talk to everyday, who know everything about me and don’t judge me too bad. Thanks for being crazy with me and being there with Taco Bell when I’ve had a bad day and need a hug.

Thank you to all my blogging friends who have given me endless support since the beginning.

Thank you to my parents for making sure I’m taken care of. For never letting me go a day without making sure I’m loved.

I hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day, single or taken. You are always loved.

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Why Are You Allowed to Talk Ep. 3

*This is a series of dumb things my friends and I say* 

Carly: The baby shit.
Andrew: The baby lost her shit! *Starts laughing so hard he starts crying, snot coming out of his nose, drool going everywhere*
My Friend: Are you crying?! You’re a vagina.

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Andrew: *On the phone with Keigan* Oh god I left my dryer on, I gotta go.
Keigan: Oh okay bye.

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Me: *Singing at 2 in the morning* I been fucking pills and popping hoes… wait…
Nick: Ummm how does that work?

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Me: At least John bought me a pretzel!
Samm: What about my pretzel?!
John: That sucks!

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Andrew: Abby, Nick just broke my heart…
Me: How?
Andrew: He said he’s not into men…
Me: *Looks at Nick who is laughing uncontrollably*

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Andrew: *Bowls a strike*
John: *Points and yells* You’re a piece of shit!

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Me: Can you take Carly and I at the same time?
My friend: Ummm I can whoop both of your asses at the same time blindfolded if that’s what you mean.
Carly: Oh…
Me: Bet!

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*Playing Monopoly*
Andrew: The longest game of Monopoly lasted 70 days.
Me: Man, I don’t think I could stay awake that long…
Coleen: *Cracks up* Abby… they take breaks and sleep.

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Carly: He couldn’t have gone out the back door because there’s a fence, and he would’ve had to hump the fence to get there.
Andrew: Hump.
Carly: Hop.
Me: *Cracking up*

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Christmas Party #1

On Sunday, I had a Christmas party with 5 of my closest friends. (That’s why I didn’t post… oops.) So I’ll sum up what happened that day that made me forget about this blog. Don’t ask why this took until Tuesday at midnight to post because that I don’t have an answer for that.

First, I kinda didn’t wake up until 11…. totally not like me. Normally, I’m up by at least 9-10, but I didn’t get home until 1:30 in the morning and didn’t fall asleep until 4:30. I was a mess. When I woke up I had several cups of coffee in an attempt to wake me up. Andrew was soon going to come over and make his food he was bringing to the party. Everybody brought something to eat, I’ll get into that in a minute.

Carly, her boyfriend, her baby, Samm, Andrew, Keigan and another friend came. Carly brought chips. Samm brought brownies, homemade salsa and tortilla chips. Andrew brought cheese dip. Keigan brought pickle rolls and I made cheese ravioli. Weird combination, but we’re all weird, so it worked out pretty well haha.

We even tried to get Smokey into the Christmas spirit.

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He wasn’t really having it…

We all got each other presents so we spent a bit opening and laughing at what we got each other. The best thing I got was from Carly, which was a pickle. Yes, a pickle. Long story.

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After all that was over we spent 3 hours in my kitchen, talking and cracking up at our own stupidity. It was nice to sit down with everybody and have a good time without any drama or problems caused by others. During that 3 hours Andrew managed to eat literally everything. At the end of the night there was absolutely no food left… surely made us feel fat.

It ended with this:

Carly: The baby shit.
Andrew: The baby lost her shit! Literally!!
Andrew: *loses his shit* *Starts laughing so hard he starts crying, snot running out of his nose, and drooling everywhere*
My friend: Are you seriously crying?! You’re a vagina.

That was my very eventful day. We all slept pretty good that night. That’s my excuse for not posting.

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Christmas Walk | Day 3

Each year in this little town, there’s a Christmas walk. All the small businesses (Library, pharmacy, hardware store etc.) are open and you can go in there and get cookies and other sweets that I don’t need to be eating. Lord only knows I need more candy.

Of course, I was with my best friend Carly (Jimmy to some of you), and Andrew. We cause trouble everywhere we go.

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Christmas walk 2

We went to the firehouse and had soup. Her baby, Phoenyx slept the whole time. Carly decided to be a little festive and wear some reindeer antlers. She also had to ask me if Vixen was one of the reindeer. Yes Carly, Vixen is a reindeer.

There was a hay rack ride…. this happened.

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We’re all still children on the inside. No denying that.

Overall it was really fun. There was a fire so I wasn’t extremely cold. I saw a lot of my family and friends. After the Christmas walk I spent the night bowling (yes, I went bowling with a broken rib) with my best friends.

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Why Are You Allowed to Talk? Ep. 1

*This is going to be a series of conversations my friends and I have that make me laugh.*

Carly: This is Post Palone!

Me: Post mates?

Carly: Post Palone.

Me: Most Palone.

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Me: I’m really getting into EDM lately.

Andrew: I don’t think I know who she is…

Me: Not she. Electronic Dance Music.

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Nick: Well… theres a chance the baby could be either a boy or a girl.

Andrew: Oh really now? What else could it be?

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Andrew: Knock knock.

Carly: Who’s there?

Andrew: Lettuce.

Carly: No.

Andrew: Oh come on!

Carly: F**king lettuce! I mean lettuce who…

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Carly: *On the phone with her boyfriend* How’s the baby?

Andrew: Delicious.

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Friend: *Prank calling a store* Hey, I just bought a Range Rover are you impressed?

Store lady: Ummm not really.

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*Andrew, Carly and I driving around.*

Andrew: I’m Doug Dimadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome.

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Thanks for reading this nonsense. I hope you found it as funny as I did 💙

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200 Followers?!

Wowzers. I can’t believe that in 5 short months of blogging I’ve gotten to know so many amazing people and read what they’ve had to say. At the same time I’m amazed that people want to listen to what I have to say. It’s truly amazing.

I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who read my blogs and who have gotten to know me on a personal level. It’s a blessing to be able to meet people all over the world who actually enjoy reading about my life since you know… I have no friends haha.

I remember when I started blogging I thought I would completely fail and nobody would care. So to all of you new bloggers, just know that there’s somebody out there who would love to read what you write and would love to meet you. I’ll be one of those people!

I know this post is short, but I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who has followed me in this journey. You’re all super amazing for putting up with my antics.  I hope you all liked reading! 💙

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