Why Are You Allowed to Talk Ep. 7

Hey guys.
Welcome back.

*This is a series of dumb things my friends and I say* 

Friend: Im gonna go home, eat some chicken nuggets and blow my brains out.
Me: I thought you said “I’m gonna go home, eat some chicken nuggets and blow myself”.

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Kodee: Abby, your hair looks like onions.

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Jordan: I’m going to McNut all over this McNugget.

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Coleen: *Hears shocking news* SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!
Me: *Gets up, runs over to the front door and shuts it*.

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Jordan: Dude you can Snapchat yourself!
*Snapchats himself*
Jordan: Damn, I left myself on read.

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*We stayed up all night and we were kinda loopy*
Matt: Why do I keep saying free shavacado in my head?
Me: Ummm because I was running around Walmart at 3 in the morning screaming that at random people.
Matt: oh…. I’m done.

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Me: It feels grand out.
Kodee: It smells like pussy water.
Everybody: What.

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Matt: *Sneezes*
Austen: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*A few moments later*
Matt: *Yawns*
Austen: Shut your whore mouth.

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Me: *Talking about how emotional I’ve been*
Jeb: *Playing Minecraft not paying attention to me* Why can’t I go down this fucking ladder?!

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