*This is a series of dumb things my friends and I say*
Sam: *singing* I’m such a creep… I make incest.
Me: yeah… that’s not the words.
Devynn: Sam has washing machine kinks!
Sam: It’s better than having wrinkles.
Devynn: Do you think if somebody steals my identity I can get a better one?
Me: So Montana, on a scale of 1-10 how annoying are we?
Carly: *Getting in the car* yeah bitch call me STEVE-O!!!!!
Carly: *Blowing into a straw*
Montana: Can you not act like a child?
Carly: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO BED?!
Me: *Singing obnoxiously to a love song and pretending to cry*
Montana: OH MY GOD THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IM CRYING. SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD STAND UP AND PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART.
Carly: Oh jeez.
Friend: *Calling* DUDE!
Friend: I don’t even know.
Me: Are you baked?
Friend: hehehehe yeahhhhh.
Me: What time did you go to bed?
Montana: Ummm *checks phone*
Carly: Did you really just check your phone *Dies laughing*
Me: I apolijizz.
Jordan: What did you just say…?
Me: I apolojizz….? Apologize? Apolojizz.
Jordan: *Dies laughing*
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