Why Are You Allowed to Talk Ep. 6

Hey guys.
Welcome back.

*This is a series of dumb things my friends and I say*

Sam: *singing* I’m such a creep… I make incest.
Me: yeah… that’s not the words.

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Devynn: Sam has washing machine kinks!
Sam: It’s better than having wrinkles.

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Devynn: Do you think if somebody steals my identity I can get a better one?

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Me: So Montana, on a scale of 1-10 how annoying are we?
Montana: 7
Carly: *Getting in the car* yeah bitch call me STEVE-O!!!!!
Montana: 8…

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Carly: *Blowing into a straw* 
Montana: Can you not act like a child?
Carly: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO BED?!

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Me: *Singing obnoxiously to a love song and pretending to cry* 
Montana: OH MY GOD THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IM CRYING. SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD STAND UP AND PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART.
Carly: Oh jeez.

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Friend: *Calling* DUDE!
Me: What?
Friend: I don’t even know.
Me: Are you baked?
Friend: hehehehe yeahhhhh.

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Me: What time did you go to bed?
Montana: Ummm *checks phone* 
Carly: Did you really just check your phone *Dies laughing*

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Me: I apolijizz.
Jordan: What did you just say…?
Me: I apolojizz….? Apologize? Apolojizz.
Jordan: *Dies laughing*

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