It’s been a hot second since I did a lifeline. Actually, it’s been a hot second since I posted anything. Whoops.
Today, it’s all about Keigan.
He’s definitely the funniest out of all my friends. A lot of people have told me that actually, which now I believe it even more. I can always count on him to make me laugh when I’m sad. His jokes have absolutely no boundaries. He gets annoying at times, but I’m used to it by now.
We’ve been friends for about 5 years now. Our friendship got off to a rough start, then we didn’t see each other for like a year, but we’re good now.
Whenever he’s around, I know something stupid yet funny is going to happen. Whether it’s him telling a joke, or almost falling out of a tree. Standing on tires and throwing bouncy balls across a parking lot. He’s always there to make everybody laugh. Honestly, he could be a comedian. I mean, he even ate cat food for $2.
There was a time when Montana and I got annoyed by Keigan, so while Keigan was talking to my dad, we snuck into the kitchen and put cat food in his pizza rolls. He ate it and didn’t notice. Montana and I died laughing. Keigan didn’t understand till we told him. My dad even thought it was hilarious.
Also, who else is going to do stupid things with me? Like pushing me across a parking lot in a shopping cart? Then in front of a store where the cashier is laughing at us. Or annoying the crap out of Sam until he has a breakdown. Honking the horn when Sam’s taking pictures of deer and scaring them away. Or watching Naked and Afraid and making stupid jokes about it.
We still have to do that McDonald’s challenge this summer.
Overal, you’re a pretty damn good friend kid. I don’t know what I’d do without you andvyour idiotic comments. You make me laugh until I can’t breathe.
Me: What am I to you guys?!
Keigan: A crack addiction we can’t get rid of.
That’s true friendship right there.