Welcome back 💙
*This is a series of dumb things my friends and I say*
Me: Were you pregnant then…? No, you were just a bitch.
Sam: George Lopez is daddy.
Nick: *Texting* I am piss off.
Sam and I: *Listening to the radio*
Sam: Nobody around here cares about you Nash FM!
Radio: The stars are out tonight.
Sam: Just look out your fucking window!
Nick: *Texting*: I am drink.
Me: I’m watching the Kardashians.
Carly: The only thing I know about the Kardashian’s is if it looks like Kim, it’s Kim. If it kinda looks like Kim, it’s Kourtney. If it doesn’t look like Kim, it’s Khloe. And if it looks like a man in a dress, it’s Bruce.
Friend: Do you have any nail polish remover?
Me: Do I look like a Walmart to you?
Me: *Texting Carly* Oh my god I’m choking send help.
Carly: Well then call life alert. What the fuck do I look like! A damn him lechuguilla lady.
Me: *FaceTiming Sam* What does a lechuguilla lady mean?!
Carly: I’m not even going to try to correct that. Damn autocorrect.
Me: What am I to you guys?!
Keigan: A crack addiction that we can’t get rid of.
Nick: *Bullying Sam*
Me: Hey! Be nice to my lil olive.
Keigan: I’m gonna pop Sam’s olive.
Nick: *Texting* I am dicks.
Keigan: Wickedy wickedy wack, somebody has the clap. *Points at me*
I hope you all enjoyed the stupid words that my friends and I say. I’m blessed to have all of them in my life to help me laugh when I’m feeling down.