*This is a series of dumb/funny things my friends and I say*
Andrew: *Talking to a friend* You look like Amelia Earhart with that jacket on.
Me: *Sees a helicopter* is that Life Alert?
Carly: Life Alert?! Do you mean Life Flight?!
Me: Oops, yeah…
Carly: Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Okay we’re sending a helicopter.
Sam: *Sitting in his Range Rover* I wonder what happens if I put it in drive.?
Andrew: *Talking to my nephew Jordan, who’s from the city* It was rather flame my guy.
Jordan: *Dies laughing* What….?
Andrew: Is that not what they say in the city? I was trying to sound like one of you city kids.
Me: *Talking to a drunk friend* it might snow…
Friend: What?! No it’s 44 outside! It has to be 32% degrees outside to snow!
Me: Thirty two… percent degrees… yep. You need to sleep now.
Keigan: Watch me put 20 cough drops in my mouth and see what happens.
*Puts 20 cough drops in mouth*
*10 minutes later*
Keigan: Guys… I can’t feel my face.
Andrew: I don’t know if it’s because you have a nasally voice but you sound like a 12 year old boy.
*Andrew, Carly and I going through the drive through at Starbucks*
Andrew: *Starts playing camel sounds through the radio*
Starbucks Lady: *Opens the window* *Starts laughing*
* We all lost our shit*
Keigan: Stop being racist…. I’m a giraffe!!
Please enjoy this as a final segment:
I hope you guys liked that haha. This is one of my favorite things to write about because it really shows you my true self and how I love to have fun and do stupid things.