*This is going to be a series of conversations my friends and I have that make me laugh.*
Carly: This is Post Palone!
Me: Post mates?
Carly: Post Palone.
Me: Most Palone.
Me: I’m really getting into EDM lately.
Andrew: I don’t think I know who she is…
Me: Not she. Electronic Dance Music.
Nick: Well… theres a chance the baby could be either a boy or a girl.
Andrew: Oh really now? What else could it be?
Andrew: Knock knock.
Carly: Who’s there?
Andrew: Oh come on!
Carly: F**king lettuce! I mean lettuce who…
Carly: *On the phone with her boyfriend* How’s the baby?
Friend: *Prank calling a store* Hey, I just bought a Range Rover are you impressed?
Store lady: Ummm not really.
*Andrew, Carly and I driving around.*
Andrew: I’m Doug Dimadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome.
Thanks for reading this nonsense. I hope you found it as funny as I did 💙